Sunday, April 14, 2013

The Wedding Party



Whitney & Michael chose John William Burkhart to marry them for obvious reasons: commanding voice, brilliant wit, intermittent wisdom & he's taller than Michael, which will look good in pictures.
 

Whitney has invited 3 ladies to hang out with her and stand next to her while she marries the best guy she's ever met.
  • Chris. Matron of Honor. Cousin by way of being her mother's sister's daughter. One of the sweetest and kindest of all the people. Wife and mother to some great men [Brian & Alexander].
  • Megan.  Bridesmaid. A best pal since college. Travel partner. Google video chat partner in crime. London dweller on account of a tremendous husband [Mish].
  • Lauren. Bridesmaid. A best pal since high school. Truth teller. Coming of age partner. Fellow Bostonian with her genuinely kind husband [Joe].
Michael has secured the assistance of 3 bodyguards in the case that any gangsters/ninjas/corner boys decide to disrupt his commitment to the love of his life.
  • Dylan.The Best Man, a titular claim, as Michael strongly believes in this instance, his wedding, he will be the best man. Dylan has been a very good friend to Michael since he was 14. Dylan is married to Sylvia and is fortunately the recessive gene donor to his beautiful daughter Luciana.
  • Matt. An Esquire. Not in the fancy sense of the Magazine. More the fact that he is a lawyer. Take this for what it is. He has been friends with Michael since college.
  • Ray. One of Michael's brothers-in-law. Ray is renowned for doing all of the things that Michael's sister Katie takes credit for. 
Other VIPs
  • Ella. Flower Girl. Michael's 3 year old niece. A lady obsessed with M&Ms. Michael's oldest sister Amy and her husband Jason's daughter, big sister to Joshua.
  • Elliott & Alexander. Ring Bearers. Possibly the oldest ring bearers in history. Whitney's surrogate brothers.
  • Rebecca. Reader. Whitney's wonderful, artistic & delightful friend since middle school French class & fellow cat lover. 
  • Amanda & Katie. Readers. Michael's sisters, both younger, both much better looking than Michael.

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